If I Was A Parent, I’d Have This Book In My Library

Now someone just needs to write it.



About dianeburrell

1. Woman. 2. Writer. 3. Weirdo.


  1. We are actually working on a very similar project called “Daddy, Why Did You Shoot Mommy in the Head? Our focus groups and real life experience showed that this story line was more believable than the idea of mommy shooting daddy.
    Yours in surviving the next zombapocalypse.

    • Well, now, that’s just sexist. Why can’t a Mommy be just as capable of shooting a Daddy in the head if he becomes a zombie and their children are in danger of becoming snack food? I think most women will step up to the plate the moment their children are threatened. Daddy’s brains are getting blown out before he even gets close enough to take a bite.

      The ZMO

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