I found this fun quiz on Facebook and thought I’d find out what kind of liberal I was. (They have one for Conservatives, too, but it turns out I’d be a lousy Conservative, because I wasn’t able to choose any of the options offered.) Turns out I’m a Peace Patroller.
What Kind of Liberal Are You?
Result: Peace Patroller
You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.
Yeah, that sounds about right, except there was a lot of spillover. When you see the questions, you’ll understand. Some of the choices were really hard! (Or really silly.)
The Zombie Mistress Overlord Speaks 
We’ll go patrolling and crusading together, then.
I’m a “Social Justice Rights Crusader…known as rights crusader.” I think it’s a pretty accurate result for me too.